Holy Satan!

Agha in yaru tavahom dare shadid, man hey in harfaro khundam ke "haleye nur dore mano gereft" va chemidunam hameye saran majzube man shode boodan, monteha goftam in ebrahim nabavi dare jok mige, hala dige filmesho didam, nemsihe enkar kard, yaru ya kheili ahmaghe, ya shadidan motevahem. yahtamel ham joftesh, dar har hal yeki az jahayi ke be hich onvan nabayad beshine, masnad riasat jomhurie irane!

In aksesh ro man kheili bahash hal kardam!!!

Chet boodam, vali parid!

Agha man emruz chetam, tasvib shod ba aksariate ara! chize ziadi ham lazem nabood baraye inke khodam ro moteghaed konam, yekam galudard, yezare havaye barfi, do seta ahanage siavash ghomeishi va yekam yade safare chin kafi bood. Ahan, va albate in mozu ke ye haftast sare aksare kelasam naraftam( bejoz azmayeshgaha ke hozur ejbarie) va motmaenan akhare term sare emtehana shadid be moshkel barmikhoram. Kholase neshastam ke avaze inke beshinam hamash solitair bazi konam yekam taravoshate zehnam ro piade konam.
Agha, finglisi neveshtan kheili luse. Vali man hale farsi type kardan nadaram, taze yedafe hameye horufo neveshtam ruye keyboardam, bejoz inke be shedat zahere keyboardam ro javad kard, hamash pak shod. Kheire sareshun in almania ham jenese dorosto hesabi tolid nemikonan, masalan majike baraye neveshtan ruye cd bood va gharar bood pak nashe.kholase farsi sakhtam bid, englisi ham ke ghorbunesh beram, 5 sal shod ke englisi mohandesi khundam, taze hala biao be englisi benevis man chetam. I am Chet!!! Be, till omuratet pass by, my dear.
Almani ham alan hessesh nabood, taze pegah junam chejuri bekhune unvaght ;) Ba'de omiri daram 4 khat minevisam, dige nemishe bacharo mahrumesh kard ke.

Anyway, man ba eftekhar alan 1 kiloo narengi khordam, hagh dasht un omide bichare, migoft man hamechiz ro falleyi mikhoram. Are azizam, mitunam, mikhoram!

Khob dige taravoshat basse, man bebinam mitunam ye gozaresh kar benevisam ya na. Ah, yadam oftad gozareshe kar, khodam ro, mohtaramane arz mikonam, be do ghesmat taghsim kardam, ye gozaresh kar neveshtam ke dige be nazare khodam terkunde bood, aali agha aslan 20!!! Tahvil dadamo raftam chand ruz baadesh pas begiram, yaru ham pas dad o emza kard, hichi ham nagoft.che khialie, khob nagoft dige!! baadan shenidam ke do ta az bacheha ro beheshun gofte boode ke kheili hal kardam ba gozareshatun, kehili tup boodan! Ay man sukhtam! hala vase dafeye baad be 4 ghesmat taghsim mikonam khodamo, che mishe kard dige, injurie donya!!

Basse, darzemn man galum dard mikone, gofte boodam???